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Jett Faris and Corey Mitchell’s awkward elementary school talent show marked the start of a lifelong friendship, soon joined by slacker Chase Edwards and sheltered nerd Shiloh Calloway. Together, they became “The LOLigans,” a tight-knit crew of misfits who found solace in each other while growing up in Evermont California.When Jett discovers a hidden corridor beneath their beloved hangout, Summit Valley Mall, the LOLigans stumble into a bizarre conspiracy involving a cloning operation run by the mall’s new owner, Lucas Phan, and rumors of a chainsaw-wielding slasher haunting the tunnels. As they go deeper, the group must face not only external dangers but also the emotional fractures between them, in the fight to save their town.
Disclaimer: No generative ai was used in the making of Comedy, it was made by a human, a very stupid human, but a human, nonetheless.
Jett Faris
- Age/Pronouns: 20 She/They
- Birthday: March 7th 1996Jett Faris is the self-proclaimed leader of the LOLigans, carrying the title with fiery determination and a bold, protective nature.As the group's unconventional mom friend, she’s the first to stand up for her friends, throwing herself into trouble without hesitation. Loudmouthed and foulmouthed, Jett thrives on her impulsive energy, always ready for a fight, whether it’s in a Street Fighter match or the real world.She takes immense pride in her mixed East Asian and Middle Eastern heritage and dreams of becoming a graphic novel writer, a dream she struggles to find time for because of the weight of college, her job, and her strict traditional parents’ expectations.
Corey Mitchell
- Age/Pronouns: 20 She/Her
- Birthday: April 9th 1996Corey Mitchell is the LOLigans' chaotic gremlin, the rebellious heart that refuses to let go of the past. Since elementary school, she’s been dedicated to scene culture, wearing her neon colors, studded belts, and big bow hair accessories like a badge of honor.Corey's life is a whirlwind of Instagram fame, showcasing her chaotic dances and nostalgic rants, paired with blaring scene music. Her creativity is boundless, though her fixation on the past often keeps her from embracing change. She spends nearly all her money at the mall. And her hygiene... well, let’s say her preference for body spray over showers makes her a memorable presence, for better or worse.
Chase Edwards
- Age/Pronouns: 20 He/Him
- Birthday: May 12th 1996Chase Edwards is the laid-back spirit of the LOLigans, embodying a carefree attitude that often leaves people wondering if he's got life all figured out or if he’s simply cruising through it on autopilot. A self-proclaimed slacker, Chase is the guy who starts his sentences with a drawn-out "Duuuude," delivering nuggets of wisdom that feel both accidental and oddly profound.His trademark shades and ever-present skateboard give off skater vibes, though Chase is quick to admit he’s never quite mastered the art of skating. It’s not for lack of interest, but rather his relaxed personality that keeps him from committing to the practice.
Shiloh Calloway
- Age/Pronouns: 20 They/Them
- Birthday: June 2nd 1996Shiloh Calloway is the quiet heart of the LOLigans, their soft-spoken kindness and pastel goth style making them both a comforting presence and a unique individual in the group.Shiloh’s natural kindness and hesitance to rock the boat often make them a bit of a pushover. They’re the type who’d apologize if someone bumped into them. They hate being seen as a burden, so they rarely speak up for themselves, instead going along with the group’s antics, even when they’re hesitant. Their friends, though, have always looked out for them, gently (or not-so-gently) nudging them out of their shell when they need it most.
Emily Seo
- Age/Pronouns: 19 She/Her
- Birthday: August 26th 1996Emily is the soft-spoken gravity well of any room, the kind of person whose presence alone makes others orbit her, even if she never asks for it. As the unofficial fifth member of the LOLigans, she’s most closely tethered to Shiloh, forming a quiet but deeply supportive bond.Once dubbed the “queen of high school,” Emily’s popularity was less a power grab than a phenomenon. Her elegance, academic brilliance, and magnetic aura drew admiration effortlessly. Despite the fanbase that still comments lovingly on her old Instagram posts and floods her Instagram posts, Emily remains humble, even a little shy. Attention seems to chase her, not the other way around
Lucas Phan
- Age/Pronouns: 21 He/Him
- Birthday: June 28th 1995Lucas Phan is a name that commands both awe and unease. At just 21 years old, this sharply dressed Thai man has ascended to the pinnacle of power as the CEO and majority owner of LTCorps, a tech conglomerate whose influence spans industries and borders. Known for his unparalleled ambition, groundbreaking innovation, and razor-sharp intellect, Lucas has redefined not only his company but also the very fabric of Evermont.From acquiring Summit Valley Mall to renaming the town’s convention center, his vision for progress has steadily swallowed the heart of the community, reshaping it in his own image.